Friday, September 10, 2004

My Blog has been Hijacked! (Kind of)

Just so you know, check my football picks in the post after this one!
So I was checking my blog to make sure it was posted correctly a few minutes ago. Keep in mind it's the day of the Patriots first game of the year, so I'm already drunk at 5:39 PM EST. So I type in my blog address in my browser window, but slighty misspell it. This misspelling opens the ABUNDANT BIBLE STUDIES homepage. What the FUCK?!?!
Why on earth would any URL hijacker want to try and mislead my faithful readers? Now, I could understand if it was some type of sick porn site, I mean I know Bad News Hughes would be thrilled to stumble across a Bukkake site while trying to view my blog, but a BIBLE STUDIES site?!
Methinks this is the work of the OTHER Tunnel Rats out there. You know the Jesus FREAK Hip Hop crew Tunnel Rats. Yes, perhaps the only thing lamer than MXPX (The Jesus FREAK punk band) is fucking Jesus FREAK rappers.
Well boys, in case Tesco Vee hasn't already informed you, JESUS HATES YOU! But he LOVES me, because I'm all cool and shit.

To see this for yourself, click here.


At 6:29 AM, Blogger B-Face said...

NO DOUBT it was done by those Jeezuss-fucks! This is heinous! Shanghaied by the Lord's rappers (Yo, from South Central Bethlehem, aight?). That is a very subtle attack upon our bad character, and I say we respond. Any ideas how? I got nothing here.


At 10:21 AM, Blogger BurN said...

Jesus told me God hates rap, except NIP of course.

The J-Freaks actually emailed me 8 years ago telling me that we had to change our name..."or else".
I asked Jesus what to do, and he said to tell them to go fuk I did.

At 11:22 AM, Blogger sheofennui said...

Well of course this means we must attend one of their "performances" should they ever venture into these parts. In fact, Zardoz commands it.


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