Sunday, January 23, 2005

Damn! What a couple of days!

OK, so in the last 2 days we've had a major blizzard. On Saturday night we got 2 feet of snow along with 40-65 mph winds. And our TV died too!

Oh, sure, y'all thought that was the worst of it. But you're WRONG! The flaming CUNT who stole the bar I've been drinking at for 15 years from her now ex-husband in a nasty divorce decided to do the UNTHINKABLE last night. Yes, she hired two huge moving trucks and emptied the place in the middle of the night. About 20 of my good friends all lost their jobs, and she didn't have the guts to even tell them. Luckily, everything she did was completely ILLEGAL, and she will be SUED. I am not a believer in that Karma shit, but if things turn out in the way my lawyer friends say they should, then I might be a convert. I mean, we all can find a new place to drink (althought it won't be the same), but it's really harsh to fire everyone with no notice about a week from rent and other bills being due. But in the end she may lose her HOME, her RETIREMENT, EVERYTHING! I', already working my contacts in the local press to write stories about how she fucked everyone over. She won't be able to show her ugly face in the community. Everyone will know her ass the cunt who fucked over numerous lives. Ah yes, revenge is SWEET on people who are too stupid to talk to a lawyer before they commit heinous acts.

In the end though, the PATRIOTS ARE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL!
PATRIOTS ARE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL!
PATRIOTS ARE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL!
More details about other stuff coming soon.

4 Comments:

At 9:07 AM, Blogger B-Face said...

That is beyond heinous. You could call that bar a birthplace of the Tunnel Rats. Many a witty (some would say beautiful poetry) lyric was conceived at that bar. Fuckin' criminal.

 
At 5:06 PM, Blogger The Cod God said...

didn't we get kicked out for "contributing to the deliquency?"

 
At 5:17 PM, Blogger Duke Crevanator said...

No, you're thinking of the place in Dover. This was the one in Durham.

Although the place in Dover is for sale, so soon 2 eras will be ending

 
At 6:29 AM, Blogger The Cod God said...

fuck, that blows man

It must be like losing part of the family

The message here is thus "women are pure and simply evil"

 

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