tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-61584972011-04-21T15:07:19.678-04:00As you may have noticed, the Tunnel Rats webpage is back up. We're moving on to bigger and better things with ome necessary line up changes. Also, as always, please remember I write all this shit free-form with nary a spell check, never mind grammar examination.Duke Crevanatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03481990688586760989noreply@blogger.comBlogger1051100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6158497.post-1141095306875526392006-02-27T21:40:00.000-05:002006-03-01T16:09:57.560-05:00

It's a good thing, in the long run.Been too long since an update. I'll keep it brief.Only been skiing TWICE this year, so far. Which is horribly wrong. There are many to blame, of course myself being one.However when you work for a Fortune 100 company, and where my sector of said company is basically controlled by a Fortune 50 company (hell my company may be in the top 50 and the other could be

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Well Necro from the Kings of Nuthin has been living in the Crevanator Compound for the last month or so.We're all fucked up and here was the latest quote worth writing down:"You know what I like about Tor? He brings the Girlie movies that I will actually watch, like Girl interrupted and Cinderella Man.".As a post script I was instructed to add something about some girl's Prom movie.Oh, and here's

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QUICK EDIT: ISNA'T FUCKING FRUSTRATING THAT WITHIN 10 MINUTES OF MY POSTING THIS ENTRY THERE ARE ALREADY SPAMMERS LEAVING "COMMENT" TO THE POST?! I THOUGHT GOOGLE WAS FUCKING BETTER THAN THIS. I get back to the Crevanator Compound tonight, after my usual post-work trip to the bar in Durham. Everything is peachy. I got to see Copy Jon, Crazy Dave, Jillian, Captain Leech, Katie the bartendress,

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I know I promised an bigger update oh, 'bout 2 weeks ago. Things did not go as planned. You see, things have just been way too busy on this front. I just don't have time for anything but work at this point. Even my bar hopping and drinking has suffered, which believe me is far more important than all those e-mails I haven't replied to, the bills I haven't paid and the Mustang that sits in my

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A much longer post is coming soon. But I felt the need to post this pic from this past weekend. I have no idea where, when, why or whom took this photo. That leads me to believe, since it violates pretty much every journalistic code of ethics, that it was done by my friend at the Christian Science Monitor, the Swede. I also have no idea how this hat came into my home, never mind how it came to be

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Here's a closeup of the best catches of the night. We're filling up the frog pond tomorrow 

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That time of year again. Ayup, if anyone of y'all remember the post from this time last year, it be frog/toad huntin' season. On the way back home from the bar today the hunting was so good, we had to leave at least 2 dozen behind, as we had run out of tupperware. Here is Mara with some of the best catches. One baby tree frog, a decent sized toad, and two big ol Bullfrogs. 

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I've lost one great friend.Dr. Charles Leighton was a mentor, inspiration, and a fucking BAD ASS.I will expound upon this subject at greater length in a future post. I'm still in shock. Charlie Leighton was a man who grew up in the nastiest part of South Boston during the Great Depression in a dirt poor family. He seemed destined for failure by social class alone. He ended up, through fucking

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The best picture of all. I have this whole scene on video thanks to my even more wrestling geek than I friend JPB. This was the day that Sullivan called the true spirit of EVIL out of the sea, the PURPLE HAZE. Of course he had help from his minions Bob Roop and Fallen Angel. At tis point, expect nothing but drunken posts in honor of Kevin Sullivan for the foreseeable future. I'm just following

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One of the best incarnations of Sullivan's Army of Darkness. Who would have thought that Sullivan's mind-control could work on the likes of Sir Oliver Humperdink (far right) and Superstar Billy Graham ( far left)? 

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Fucking A was Sullivan cool or what? I remember seeing him wrestle in Borckton for the Savoldi;s against Kendall Windham in this ge4t up in 1985. Needless to say true justice prevailed as the uber Christian good old boy Texan was left laying bloody and burned by Sullivan's Golden Spike and a fireball to the face. 

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This is when Sullivan called Mark Lewin out of the sea to join the Army of Darkness. I think my friend Bad News Hughes should try this tactic to help protect him from all the lesbians he angered by taking out the bathroom window in their secret hideout. 

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So I had it backawards. Whatever 

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Just another reminder as to why the "Prince of Darkness is one of our best songs ever. I was 14 when I met Kevin Sullivan and Fallen Angel at the Sons of Italy Hall in Rockland, MA. It was one of the higlights of my life. There were 200 people there and exact;y 3 of us were rooting for the Prince of Darkness in his No DQ match with Blackjack Mulligan. It was a bloody brawl that ended up with

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In case anyone was ever wondering why we wrote the song "The Prince of Darkness" in 1998. 

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Actually, some of these are quite well known by readers of this site, but WTF. I need to update about something.I used to mow L. Dennis Kozlowski's lawn!Here's a pic of my old buddy.. Yup, for a total of 6 summers I worked on the Tyco International's groundskeeping crew. Of course we spent one day a week working on the grounds of Tyco's headquarters, the other 4 were spent working on the estates

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I clearly remember 1986 as being the salad days of all New England sports fans. In that year, the Boston Celtics won their 16th NBA Championship, the Boston Bruins made the Stanley Cup finals (and lost), the Red Sox made the World Series (and lost) and the New England Patriots made the Superbowl (and lost). Even though only one title out of a possible 4 was won, it was still a pretty

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To be honest, I really thought I'd be the champ for many years to come. By this point the belt had been around my waist for so many years that I didn't believe there would be a young stud who could emerge from the proverbial mist to claim my throne. I should have known better. Even though I lost the title at the old age of 33, I should have realized my day would come. My memories bring me back

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OK, so in the last 2 days we've had a major blizzard. On Saturday night we got 2 feet of snow along with 40-65 mph winds. And our TV died too! Oh, sure, y'all thought that was the worst of it. But you're WRONG! The flaming CUNT who stole the bar I've been drinking at for 15 years from her now ex-husband in a nasty divorce decided to do the UNTHINKABLE last night. Yes, she hired two huge moving

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Over the last 5 days I've had a person using a computer at the US Navy Department of Defense location in Vienna, Virginia visiting the Tunnel Rats site, and this blog. WHY?!?! I haven't updated the site in months and now I have someone at the same workstation visiting daily. Of course, they are more than welcome to. I mean unlike England and France this is a FREE country after all. But how

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CUT THAT MEAT!!!! CUT THAT MEAT!!!!!! To any readers who are Colts and/or Peyton Manning fans... GO FUCK YOURSELVES You are pathetic and insignificant human beings and you are a DISGRACE to REAL AMERICANS. You should be deported to Rwanda or some such place where poor, innocent people are forced to live miserable lives. They do not deserve their suffering, but YOU DO! I HOPE YOU DIE!!!!!!!!!

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To those of you have been wondering why I haven't updated in so long. I've been up in the mountains doing research, on how to have a fucking LIFE! Actually, I've been pretty up to my ass in some serious work-related shit and have been generally miserable and unamusing. I won't bore you with details. However I did actually go up the mountains this past weekend. And no the grimace on my face is not

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This here is Lucy, the new dog of the Tunnel Rats. A stray brought up from North Carolina by an draft-dodging Swede, her life has obviously been one of turmoil. She fits in perfectly 

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This is a pic of the note Dan Vapid left for B-Face after we partied there real late night after a Methadones show in Boston. I was gonna tell the story, but I think the note tells it well enough. 

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A reunion show on 11/3/04 with the Groovie Ghoulies! Don't rub your eyes, that was indeed Bernie back on guitar! Thanks to Maddy for the photo! 

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This was from our NH show on 11/3. It was truly a reunion show, as we here in this pic we have CPATAIN LEECH, myself and WIMPY all doing the vocals on Fuck that Weak Shit. Thanks to Maddy for the photo! 

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This was right after Wimpy had been released from prison and had run the 10 blocks to Emo's in time to sing his songs with us. Wimpy is as punk rock as they have ever come. 

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I had to put this picture because it is SOO disturbing. Me and B-Face look like we're badly dressed Axl Rose and Slash cover band members. Doesn't it look like I'm doing that horribly gay Axl Rose dance? Christ! I swear I wasn't! It's jsut that the pic was taken by a European. That's my take, right JT? 

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VASCO! Rocking with us on stage in Austin. Photo by crazy Belgian guy named JT 

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Mara in Texas, photo courtesy of our crazy friend from Belgium, JT 

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You try drinking 18 hours a day in the intense Texas heat for 3 days and see if you look this good. Actually, don't bother, you know you won't come even close 

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Here we gots the members of the Tunnel Rats and our friends from Ottowa (prounced "CAN-A-DA) in Austin at the Supershow. We played with them in Montreal this past summer. They've been showing up to Suoershows for years. A good band. They've got a CD out now. Check it out.  

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This pic was taken at the Snake Farm outside of Austin this past Sept. I have no fucking clue what the hell it is. I can attest to the fact that it was not very friendly. At all.  

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I think of myself as a pretty talented individual. However, my greatest god-given talent is getting shitfaced and blabbering into a microphone. In fact, once I start, it's almost impossible to make me stop. Anyone who has seen me perform live is well aware of this. 

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This here Pic is from Mara's first Tunnel Rats show, and first time performing live period, in Las Vegas in 2003. Pic is from our buddy JT 

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I have some very sad news to start with. Our friend Vinnie from the Limecell crew passed away in his sleep 2 nights ago. He was only 32 years old and leaves a wife and 2 kids. We first met Vinnie back in 1997 at the CoS Supershow in Lawrence, KS. He was a very funny and great guy. I didn't know him as well as I would have liked, but I know how much he meant to our buddies in Limecell. I'm happy I

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As promised here they are. I don't have time to provide my detailed analysis. Necro from the Kings of 'Nuthin came up to the compound on Friday with a buddy from Switzerland. So we've been in a total booze cocoon since. Christ,I'm still drunk, and we're already, at 8:30 AM, boozing again to get ready for the PATRIOTS game at 1 PM. It's gonna be a LLLLOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNG day. Anyway, last night we

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I can say without a doubt that broken ribs fucking suck. I have been in a percoset-induced haze for the last 2 weeks. Normally, that is hardly a bad thing, except in this case I actually needed the damn things, and even then everything still hurt, I was just too fucked up to really care about it. Anyway, I have fallen hopelessly behind in my football picks. Luckily, all the picks I did here in

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Well we made it back alive, barely. It was, as usual, the best time of the year. I'll leave the reviews of all the bands, including us, to others. I believe if you go to Antiseen.com and click on SOD Central, there will be some up there. Of course I want to than everyone who showed up and had a good time, but there are some who deserve extra special attention. First off, WIMPY for being a fucking

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Straight up 9 wins 7 losses Vs the Spread 6 wins and 10 losses For the Year so far Straight up 20 wins and 11 losses Vs the Spread 13 wins and 17 losses and 1 tie OUCH! Lots of upsets this week. I've got a bunch of pics from the Methadones show last friday but no time to post. We're off to the Supershow tomorrow! See y'all in Austin!

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I have to do a quickie here, as I leave to pick up H Vasco Conin shortly. As usual, my picks are in bold @Detroit8pts Houston Detroit looked good on offense vs the Bears last week. Their D was decent as well. Meanwhile, Houston's supposedly rebuilt D looked awfule at home vs the Chargers. I like the Lions at home even with Charles Rogers out. It will be close, but Lions cover Pats

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So it's been a long while since I've done stuff about Otis and shit. So here it all is. But first, remember my post about the Frog that moved into our pool after we kidnapped him in the middle of the night while returning from the bar. he had a friend move in about 2 weeks ago. They are still there today. Anyway, here's the rest of the Pics, mostly focusing on the near death experience of Otis.

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Mara injecting life saving Vine Borer poison into Otis vines in a desperate effort to save his life 

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Close up of a vine borer. 

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Here is a destroyed leaf, and the Vine Borer that was removed. (The maggotty looking thing in front). 

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Here's a pic that shows how huge Otis has gotten, that is one plant there, not two. 

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This here is another picture of Mara performing emergency Vine Borer surgery on Otis 

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This was a pic of Otis' pumpkin named Otis1 a couple of weeks ago (see below for a curent picture) 

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Here's a quick picture of our sunflowers. I put this in for Widowmaker, because he LOVES sunflowers, living in the sunflower state and all. 

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This here is a pic taken today of Otis' main pumpkin. named Otis1. The beer can is there for scale 

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This here is a sign of I possess a super-human trait of wandering around the Compound blissfully unaware of my own surroundings. The other morning I was walking the edge of the house, walking the dog of a person I have never even met, and still haven't, but their dog was at my house. In any event, I nearly walked right into this massive hornet's nest. It's about the size of 5 footballs. After

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I know it's very rare I update my blog this often, but this is important! I'm taking my lunch break here at work, and I decide to check out who's been visiting here. (Yes, I KNOW WHO ALL OF YOU ARE!). Anyway, earlier this morning, I recevied my first ever visit from someone from "United States - New York - Chappaqua". Now before you jump all over me, I know that Chappaqua has a population of

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Well I didn't end up having time yesterday to go over my results and give a Monday Night pick. That's for the best,a s I would have picked Carolina anyway. Results Straight Up 11 wins and 4 losses. Not too bad for straight up. I was shocked Houston and Baltimore were as awful as they were. I was not shocked to see Buffalo and TB lose, as I thought they would be close. Results with the Spread 7

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After a little research, I realized I was in error in blaming the Jesus Freak Tunnel Rats, although I still want as I do believe in guilt by association, even if it is only that both organizations are religious zealots. To see this for yourself, click here.

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Just so you know, check my football picks in the post after this one! So I was checking my blog to make sure it was posted correctly a few minutes ago. Keep in mind it's the day of the Patriots first game of the year, so I'm already drunk at 5:39 PM EST. So I type in my blog address in my browser window, but slighty misspell it. This misspelling opens the ABUNDANT BIBLE STUDIES homepage. What the

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I figure I'll start a new weekly feature here, one that all of you will be able to keep track of this year to make fun of me for how stupid I am at picking games. These picks are for entertainment purposes only! Teams in bold are my predicted winners (or coverers, as I'm going with the point spreads here)With that said, lets look at this weeks' games! @ Pats 3.5 Indie I

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Ayup, this here pic was taken from this past weekend. Granted, the pic would appear to be from a veritable Tunnel Rats reunion of the lineup of 1994-97, what with Sgt Rox, myself and Bernie in an obvious state of complete and total annihilation gawking at a camera. Actually it kind of was. We were down in Beverly, MA for the wedding of Bad Ass Ayotte. Back in 1993 when the Tunnel Rats first

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So today I get home from a day of full on brainwashing trying to become part of one of the largest, soulless corporations on EARTH (yes Widowmaker, it's even bigger than your proberbial Megalomart) to find that the mama Doe who has been living in our back 400 for 5 years has spawned AGAIN! I was starting to have my doubts about this year, because normally this slut has already been dragging her

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So yes indeed it is time for the next generation to finally learn where the good eats are at. For christ's fucking sake this is literally the 5th fucking generation this Doe has spewed forth into the world. I think now it's in fact a genetic trait her offspring are not scared of me in the slightest. I actually wouldn't be suprised if these two yungins' have been living within feet of my house

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I screwed up. This new photo service is weird. here is the other pic of the toads. Read down to hear the story dammit 

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Here's another pic at another angle of the toads.The other pic is of a huge bull frog we nabbed on our way home from the bar about 2 month ago. He's made himself quite a home here. For the longest time, he was camped out in our corn field, which is right next to our kiddie pool. One of those 3 foot deep things, and about 15 feet wide with a filter. In any event, as the summer has progressed we

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FIRST OFF. http://thetunnelrats.com should be back up tonight. It's still all broken and stuff in terms of pic etc., but it will be fixed soon. Anyway, this past Friday night Mara and I were down at the bar with Captain Leech, Copy Jon, Tattoo Jon, Big Nasty, Little Ann, Big Ann, Scott, and many more. Just as we were leaving, a massive thunderstorm broke. This was a real MidWest type storm. We

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BIG NEWS HERE! Well it sure looked like we were fucked for the Supershow in Austin, TX. Last minute histronics tried to fuck Duke over. However, it was clearly forgotten that I don't take kindly to being fucked over. So when things looked bleak, I took a roll of the proverbial dice, and I didn't get snake eyes my friends. I didn't just get any guitar player to fill in for the biggest show of the

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Another masterpiece of vermin destroying my garden. Why I waste my time on music is beyond me. 

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This is like artful and shit. Notice how I strategically placed the emtpy Bud can full of butts in the front focus, and had add the asshole Deer who eats my corn in the background. 

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This here is a picture of The Leg Breaker. he was the main reason we went on this fishing trip. Here, he stares disdainfully and berates this Striper too small to keep. Shortly after this pic was taken Leech and I had to jump him from behind to keep him from tearing the poor fish in half with his bare hands.  

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Oh, and Mara caught A crab, not CRABS. 

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Well, first off, read the heading at the top of the page under "Duke's Rants of the Week". Please stop e-mailing me. In any event, the other day we went fishing. We'd been looking forward to it for, oh about 2 months. Then it had to be fucking ruined by forces outside our control. But we made the best of it, and I did catch an OK fish.  

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OTIS UPDATE Boy it sure has been longer than I thought since I last did an Otis update. For those of you who have been keeping track, you will remember that on July 7th I desribed the transplant procedure. To save you the trouble of scolling down to remind yourself, here are the two pics of Otis from his risky surgery. Well I am happy to say that since late April Otis has nearly died, been

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Fun With Birds, 101 I just came across these pictures of our pumpkins from last year. There are few things as fun as getting royally fucked up as possible and carving Jack-o-Lanterns, at least when you live in the boondocks and you suddenly realize you have a shitload of pumpkins and you are sure as hell ain't gonna eat the fucking things. Of course the best part about of having all these

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Tony Scum and the Ass Grabbers (To beat an ongoing theme into the ground It's funny, the whole thing that made me even remember all the photos I had of Ass Grab Alley was a night about a week ago where we had a bunch of people over and, shockingly, we were all incredibly wasted. Of course, I totally forgot about that night as well, until I got an e-mail from Scott at Lollipop Magazine. See, I was

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Clarification on Ass Grab Alley  Captain Leech, in the comment section of the previous entry, made a very good point. Ass Grab Alley was truly "open season". I myself got my ass grabbed by many a fine lass, while plying my trade as an ass grabber in ass grab alley. However, out of all the males practicing their artistic craft in the alley, no one exceeded Tunnel Rats ally and close friend Fred in

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Big Nasty's Pervert Row, home of Ass Grab Alley  Special days are cause for special celebrations. A few weeks back, we were all down at Big Nasty's. I can't remember what the special day was, but I DID decide it was a good night for a special celebration. So, going behind the bar and grabbing the colored chalk, I erased half of the drink specials and proclaimed that the narrow alley on the way

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OTIS Update!  Well it's been a REALLY long fucking time since I gave an Otis update. That was due to a couple of factors. The first, we had a show every weekend in June, along with a bunch of every day, annonying dull life shit to deal with. The second, Otis was not doing all that great. You see, I made an incredible blunder when I transplanted OTIS to the outside gardens. I planted him right

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New Member of the Tunnel Rats!  Yes, here I am in our practice space, holding aloft the newest member of the band. All the way from Houston, TX comes the Epiphone 7-string Flying V. I stopped playing guitar back in 1999 or so for the band, but I still help write tunes and lately I decided that for 3 or 4 songs in a set, I just may throw on a guitar to play, especially with some of the new songs

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Hanover, New Hampshire. Land of the Douchebags!  I've got a lot of blogging to catch up on. It was a busy month of June. But the first item I want to tackle, is the town of Hanover, which is supposedly a part of the state of New Hampshire. It was in 2001, I believe, when I was sitting by the pool in Austin, Texas shooting the shit with the Colonel of Cocknoose. It's always a pleasure to chat

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Quick Update  Well the Philly show was a lot of fun. A BIG thanks to Larry and Leslie for letting us crash at their home. All of the bands played great, including us for a change. I'm looking forward to playing two more gigs with the Jabbers over the next couple of weeks. They keep getting better every time I see them. Their new record should be out in July on Steel Cage Records. I've heard some

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Reagan Controversy  I find it funny how after Ronald Reagan's death you have the conservative side anoiting him Demi-God status, much like the Romans did with Augustus after his croaking, and the Liberal side doing whatever they can to cast him as a modern-day Nero (nut-job murderous maniac). While I do not think the somber, and lofty platitudes are 100% deserved for Reagan, the Liberal side is

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It's TURTLE TIME!  Yes, it truly is turtle time. That time of year when the Crevanator Compound is overrun by Painted Turtles, desperate to bury their eggs in the moist, fertile soil that is Duke's property. But I only know it's TRULY turtle time when Big-Momma painted turtle arrives and buries her eggs right outside my back porch. You see, she's been doing this for 5 straight years. So when

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It's TURTLE TIME!  Yes, it truly is turtle time. That time of year when the Crevanator Compound is overrun by Painted Turtles, desperate to bury their eggs in the moist, fertile soil that is Duke's property. But I only know it's TRULY turtle time when Big-Momma painted turtle arrives and buries her eggs right outside my back porch. You see, she's been doing this for 5 straight years. So when

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The Mysterious Tony Scum  I mentioned in my previous post about how much of a great time we had in Portugal last week. Our friends Vasco, Romina and Xico (aka Sicko) really went to incredible lengths to show us a great time. Perhaps the greatest thing that happened to us was meeting the Portuguese Man of Mystery, Tony Scum. You see, it all started very late one night. Vasco showed up at our

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The Portuguese are fucking cool  Well we're finally back. Of course it would not be a Tunnel Rats adventure without it's share of mishaps and just plain old shit occurring in an effort to make me blow my top. It all started Friday night at Logan airport. Mara and I were in the check-in line for American Airlines. As we wait in line, out of sheer boredom, I'm thumbing through my passport, still

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Hittin' the Road  Well unless I end up with web access, this will be the last post for a couple of weeks. We're heading off to Portugal today. Looking forward to everything but the flights. What a fucking nightmare. We have to change planes at Heathrow, and anyone who's had to do that before knows of what I speak. We spent this past weekend hosting the guys from Drag the River. Besides

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Otis, as tough as his namesake (OTIS SISTRUNK!)  Well it's been a real busy couple of weeks up here in these parts. Between work, getting the garden going, trying to write songs for our record, practicing for shows, and getting ready to leave for Portugal next week I've had almost barely enough to keep up my drinking. However, have no fear faithful readers, that is one thing I will always find

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On a serious note  Earlier today, as I'm sure most of you have heard, Pat Tillman was killed in action in Afghanistan. It's all over the news because back in 2001, Tillman was quite the up and coming player in the NFL for the Arizona Cardinals. He was in the midst of negotiating a 3.6 million dollar contract when he decided to quit the NFL in the prime of his career and join the Army Rangers. His

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His Name is OTIS!  Yes, I have a NEW thrilling feature for all of you, my dear faithful readers. The picture above is of my new friend Otis. He's a darling, recently hatched Atlantic Giant Pumpkin plant. Yes, the type of pumpkin that can grow to be 500 to 1500 pounds. Once a week I will post a pic showing good old Otis' progress in growing. And look! This time I was smart enough to place

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Have a chore you don't wanna do? DO IT AT THE BAR!!  We all have chores that we know in the long run will pay off in a good way, right? But sometimes the idea of such a chore can just be overwhelming, especially if you're in a bad mood. Well leave it to Duke to solve all your problems. Yes I am here to say that if you're able to do the shit job at home, 99% of the time you can also perform the

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Smoking Pork 101, with Professor Duke Crevanator  Well as promised, here is my recipe for smoking a pork shoulder to make a big 'ol stinking pile of pulled pork sandwiches. Before we get started, let me make it clear that this recipe assumes you actually have a real smoker. It's possible this recipe could be jimmy-rigged somehow in your oven via the broiler or something, but since I've never

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Gone Fishing!  We had fun last night down at the bar celebrating my B-Day. Special thanks go out to Mara, the Swede, Captain Leech, Big Nasty, Cheryl, Scott, Syd, Cathy, Lenny and the rest for making it a very good time. Today, after going to work for half a day (it got really boring so I left), and then hitting the bar for a bit, I decided it was warm enough to hit the fishing hole. I have

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Happy Birthday...TO ME!!!!! Part 1  Unlike the vast majority of my friends and family I DO have one buddy that bothered to get me a gift for my birthday. I woke up incredibly hungover this AM after going to Marty's with the Swede and Mara to have a pre-birthday party party. I stumbled outside to see if my truck had sustained any damage in the hell ride home, and lo and behold! There, in the

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Today I HATE Deer, Wind, and Trees  Actually I always have hated trees. Trees are nothing but fucking communists. I know. I was once a Lumberjack. In fact, I was an All-American Lumberjack on the University of New Hampshire's Lumberjack Team in the early 1990's. The first thing we were taught in Lumberjack training camp was "Trees are Communists and must be killed to protect Democracy". It was a

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Being "Busy as a Beaver DOES NOT PAY!  Over the past 4 days we've had some major flooding around these here parts. Of course this is all relative. It's not like some of the floods I've seen in the Midwest (back in 1993 near St. Louis), or in Houston (around 1997 or so). However for us up here in near natural diasaster-proof New Hampshire, it was fairly bad. In the tiny town in which I reside,

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Skiing in the clouds  (Sorry, but I'm having trouble resetting the comments for each post) Yesterday me, Mara, Ali and Daly went up to Waterville Valley here in New Hampshire to ski/snowboard. Note: Duke skis, and does not snowboard. I reckon that makes me fucking OLD SCHOOL. I also ski because, like how many artists are endorsed by guitar string makers, drum makers etc., Duke is endorsed by

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A Night With the Methadones  NOTE: I have added the ability to comment at the bottom of all my new posts for those who have the desire This past Saturday night was a great night for the Tunnel Rats. Back in the day when we first started, Mara Beaverpants was lucky enough to play host to Dan Vapid while he was up in New Hampshire doing some work for the Queers. Needless to say, Mara, B-Face,

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THE LATVIANS HAVE ROBOTS! And I have proof! See the picture below. Yes, this picture was taken in Riga, Latvia in 2003. There I was, just standing in this doorway, casually scoping out the hot Latvian chicks. Of course by doing that, I was also forced to watch the various gangs of Latvian youth-thugs handing out "free" tickets to the various Latvian strip joints to unsuspecting Japanese

Duke Crevanatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03481990688586760989noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6158497.post-1079989317304716942004-03-22T16:01:00.000-05:002004-03-22T19:00:09.110-05:00

I Love Redd Kross Perhaps you saw our homepage a couple of weeks ago where I mentioned I Love Redd Kross. If you didn't, now you know that I LOVE Redd Kross. If you don't like them, then I don't like you. I even took a picture of all my Redd Kross records to share with you. I know there are other Redd Kross records out there. I even have a really old 7-inch. However I was too lazy to dig

Duke Crevanatorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03481990688586760989noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6158497.post-1079786366828565202004-03-20T07:39:00.000-05:002004-03-20T07:59:00.606-05:00

Weird Dream So I just woke up from this dream. I'm living in the Pacific Northwest with Widomwaker in this small town. Wid's old man is the sheriff. Me and Wid work in a casino in this tiny town. The casino is made up of two tiny rooms. And there's never anybody in there. I win this contest that says I get 100 bucks a week for TEN YEARS to use in the casino. I'm excited, because I figure fuck

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Dr. DesRosiers I was going through a bunch of old stuff today. Mainly looking for old Tunnel Rats Pics and stuff to put on the website. In this big box of crap, I found a single page of a final exam I took back at the University of New Hampshire in 1993. It was taken right about when the Tunnel Rats were first starting. In any event, the professor was Dr. DesRosiers. He was the greatest teacher

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